The Tycoon Report

The Tycoon Report: "Today's Laugh Lines:

'Larry Summers, President Obama's top economic adviser, is stepping down. So finally some good economic news, I'll tell ya, Summers didn't want to leave, but apparently he was out of bad ideas.' - Jay Leno

'Actually, Summers is the third Obama economic adviser to leave the White House since July. In fact, the only jobs opening up these days are for White House economic advisers.' - Jay Leno"